youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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