Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
