Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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