brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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