I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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