Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I understand Curling. That high.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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