he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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