Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is wine microwaveable?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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