"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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