Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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