Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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