Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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