yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
