What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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