So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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