so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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