I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
someone owes me an orgasm
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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