I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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