You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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