no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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