its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm experimenting with sincerity
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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