maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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