I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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