I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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