Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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