It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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