its not stalking. its research.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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