spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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