That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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