This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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