Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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