Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
