ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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