it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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