"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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