What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
