Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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