omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just want to make out with him forever
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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