eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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