Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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