Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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