Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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