he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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