I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how do flat chested girls get laid?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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