i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
