Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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