If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
