If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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