i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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