So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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