I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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